Be Careful Making Wishes in the Dark

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

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chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

(via calif0rnia-girl)

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via calif0rnia-girl)

livx18:

the———-force:

sekra:

The room came to be known as Starks Secret Stash of Steve.

Steve was the only one who didn’t know about it.

dude.

(via deduction-to-seduction)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via calif0rnia-girl)

yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

(via calif0rnia-girl)